The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[mawihtec4]

granted : but unfortunatly you discover far too late that they are in fact radioactive isotopes painted blue as an out of date april fools joke

i wish spam was the meat you found on your island


hmmmm nomnomnomnomn spam spam spam spam

[Titanxxviii]

Granted, but then you would have to sleep the following week.

I wish the basket buffs would last 12 hrs. so they wouldn't fall during maintenance.

[winsland]

granted but then it cost 10000coins to make them

i wish i could fly!

[SaltyPandaTea]

Granted, but your wings were made of wax, and melted when you flew too close to the sun...You fell to your death.

I wish, I was the Grim Reaper! >_<

[Thea]

Granted, however you soon kill yourself afterward because the only people you hang out with are moaning, whining dead people.

I wish I could speak every language.

[PeterPiper]

Granted, but you cannot control which language you speak at any given time.

I wish I had the power (and complete control of this power) to hover 10 feet above the ground at when I so desired.

[ZoeyTheZany]

Granted, however anytime you fly you will be attacked endlessly by swarms of bees.

I wish for immortality in only the way I personally perceive immortality to be. Which is a all powerful, never ending being capable of anything without limit, and to be the only one to be such and ever be such. Once again I wish it to be only in the way I personally perceive it wish may not be fully expressed in the verbal form but it is wished to match my inner thoughts expectation.

[Kavakal]

Granted but as a result your overwhelming power kills any one who comes near you, so you will be alone forever.

I wish I had a private island.

[winsland]

granted, but then it sinks

i wish i could live for ever!!!

[SaltyPandaTea]

Granted, but you get in an accident and spend the rest of time eating out of a tube.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.