granted but you will be sad tomorow evening
I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 more wish that nothing could go wrong with any of those wishes
granted but you will be sad tomorow evening
I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 more wish that nothing could go wrong with any of those wishes
Granted, but then you realize this thread and reality was just a massive dream.
I wish Ubi would ever give out prizes that weren't so infinitesimally small in terms of real-world value, so that the opportunity cost of participating wasn't higher than the potential payout.
Granted, but you screw up the first wish when you wish to be 15 years younger. 15 years ago you had no wishes, but you are younger.
I wish that my generals had faster horses.
If something can go wrong, it will.
Wish Granted! however, for the next month you can only log in for 1 minute at a time.
I wish I could raise all my dead soldiers as zombies and send them all after those cuttie unicorns and rabbids!
Granted but now the enemy also has faster horses.
I wish I got another veteran general.
Granted, but the veteran general moves much slower than any unit in the game and in fact takes 1 hour to walk the distance of a single farm, and Thorndon's zombies visit your island before their untimely demise fighting unicorns and rabbids on my island.
I wish the Ubisoft developers would make wishes in this thread with us.
Last edited by Crystalli; 04-23-12 at 10:25 am.
granted, but the Ubisoft developers wish to increase the cost of gems!
I wish there was a 2 for 1 deal in the gem shop!
Granted, but then a bird came flying from your window and pooped all over your room.
I wish i could dance.
Granted, But you spend a night out drinking brew and dancing, on your way home you step into a steaming pile of a passing general's horse, you slip and break your leg and it never heals right and you can never dance again. I wish that I could purchase a business that would produce gold coins.
Last edited by sir-nighthawk; 04-23-12 at 10:40 am.
Granted, however your island becomes over-ridden with Windows icons and you can't seem to reboot leading to all or your wells going dry, waaahhhhaaahhhh. I wish my generals would show up on the island next to my Mayor's House