The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Corbeanu]

Granted, but your soldiers are to old to fight anymore.
I wish to have 5 Islands.

[Gamelytic]

Granted, but you only have enough buildable land space for 1 building, and they cannot travel to and from your main island.
I wish to increase my guild member count to 10000

[Shameless]

granted but each island is on a different server.

I wish I could play Steel Guitar

[FredFlail]

Granted But you get blisters on your fingers!

I wish I had been born rich and famous.

[SamSwordslinger]

Granted but now you're Chaz Bono.

I wish it was the end of the world.

[Tombala]

Granted but you're famous for being the ugliest but richest person in the world.

I wish I could fly.

[Aspiriuos]

Granted, but a storm strikes and knocks the power out everywhere and cannot be repaired for a week.

I wish I could retire and never need to work.

[Masker]

Granted, you get hit by a bus and no longer able to move on your own you no longer need to work, living on disability pension.

I wish I could read minds.

[Anglamite]

Granted, but you only understand Klingon.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[winsland]

granted, but then your bank goes bust

i wish i could live for ever!