The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Spidermonkey]

Granted, but you are all out of settlers to work it.

I wish i had an Angel Gate!

[Bauxtehude]

Granted you now have all the Easter eggs to find how ever they are all guarded by zombie rabbids and you have no weapon.

I wish I had a nuclear bomb option.

Upon recieving your bomb, an international arms race scare explodes into the minds of all peoples. A global disarmament effort comes into full swing the next day, and instead of getting a nuclear bomb, you bring the end to all nuclear bombs and the world at last knows peace.

I wish that I had a solid gold mansion and a rocket car.

[Redeema]

Granted, but upon pulling out of your garage the heat that came out of your rocket car's thrusters melted your gold mansion.

I wish I had a general who did massive damage like the leaders we face during missions.

[Nexusin]

Granted, but the general does the damage to your units

I wish i had more building permits

[thegrower]

granted but your power goes out along with internet. I wish that people where not stupid and helped to better the way we coexist on this planet.

[PeterPiper]

Granted, but everyone becomes so helpful that nothing gets accomplished.

I wish there was such a thing as a free lunch

[thegrower]

Granted but the line of people waiting for the free lunch is so long that you fall over and die of starvation. I wish that everything was perfect and nothing could change that.

[Wolffe21]

granted, but the only free lunch is slop
I wish i could play without crashing.

[Vanhouten]

Granted, but you get so complacent in your new life of luxury and free rides that you begin to never leave your home and start fearing that the outside world is too dark and scary to ever enter again. Your free lunches soon turn your personal freedom to do as you please into your own prison. Fortunately, you still have The Settlers Online to keep you company.

I wish I could escape both death and taxes.

That was for post 180.

For 181, granted but then you acclimate to perfection and wish for some excitement in life.

For 182, granted but then you go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness.

I still wish I could escape both death and taxes.

[thegrower]

granted but the world ends and your left floating by yourself in a black hole. i with that i was king of a mountain