The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Segam]

Unfortunately you fell fatally ill just after your wish was granted

I wish I could grant everyone's wishes.

[Sabridarkhunter]

granted, but now your stuck in a bottle
i wish i had more time in the day

[Saianne]

Granted, but then it takes you twice as long to do anything.

I wish I could make people smile when they're feeling sad.

[Croesus]

Granted, but that week you are in Antarctica visiting your long lost aunt

[Croesus]

I wish for cookies

[exarkun616]

Granted, but those cookies burned your mouth off and killed you.
I wish for many Gems!

[Fates]

Granted, but now you owe your Mastercard company 50 grand (for the gems you just bought)

I wish the orange shirt i'm already wearing was orange !

[DumDum222]

Granted, but you seem to have mistaken colors and need to remember my name ROY G. BIV

I wish I can stop waiting so long just to smelt some iron swords!!

[PeterPiper]

Granted, but you are forced to work the smelters

I wish that bunnies pooped chocolate eggs

[Seanache]

Granted, but you have to work overtime every day that week. I wish I could go home again.