The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Stirbei]

Granted, but your island has become corrupted and you can't log in anymore.
I wish for half of my empire to be filled with watermills.

[Master-J]

Your wish has been granted only because everyone get's free watermills...
I wish to be chosen to be a winner of this contest.

[Rapture52]

Granted, But you won't able to get online
I wish i would have fastest internet possible.

[Shinichi]

Your wish has been granted but it will only work on a wooden personal computer.

I wish I have a gem mine.

[Rapture52]

Granted, But there will be no workers to work on that mine.
I wish i could play this game faster than anyone else.

[SquareJaw]

Granted, you are fastest. The game is still the same speed so it seems to take years to find coal.

I wish I had never heard of Adele.

[Verdaeni]

granted, but only because a steel beam goes through your head causing permanant memory loss forever.

I want my resources to build 4x faster

[Rapture52]

Granted, But none of your workers want to work in your buildings so eventually you are out of resources.
I wish for unlimited gems for this game.

[mplwolf]

I wish for steady job

[Gullum]

Granted, but you'll be a cleaning tech for a proctologest.

I wish for a good steak to be granted by UBI Soft