The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Tika]

granted but the steak is burned to a crisp and u break all ur teeth off trying to eat it.

i wish my dog could play this game with me so we could battle on even ground.

[changeisgood59]

Granted, but the Rabbids start stealing your resources.

I wish it didn't cost so many coins to level up buildings.

[supremeDr]

Granted but they start charging even more granite

I wish I could pay off all my in-game debts

[Rapture52]

Granted, But debts are payed only by your death.

I wish i win this game.

[Swiftly]

Granted but there are strange consequences like the General's horse stepping in your fisherman's boat.

I wish that trades were consistent

[Xtermin8ir12]

Granted,but from now on, every time you exit this game, you die slowly, but steadily.

I wish I had a Granite miner and mine

[Rapture52]

Granted, you'll only have granite in your storehouse but u'll lack other resources
I wish i didn't had to wait for resources production

[Leonidasarmy]

Granted, but you are too poor, guilds only millionaires!

i wish to join a guild for free.

[Belegarack]

Granted, but it's a guild of beggers, and your storehouse is now purpetually empty.

I wish all the eggs from this event were made from dark chocolate!

[Rowan15]

Granted but you get so caught up playing the game you forget to pay your eleectric bill and it takes 2 weeks for them to come out and turn your electricity back on.

I wish I was a little bit taller.