The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Shway]

Granted, but the colors on your monitor are always reversed, the mouse moves opposite to where you tell it to move, and the computer freezes every time you do something that isn't a game.

I wish I was a cat.

[Chumline]

Granted, but you live at the dog pound and your name is Bacon.
I wish I were a teen again(I'm 60)

[Bluestangsbabe]

Granted but after one week of no crashes you lose all your gems.

I wish I could have 100 golden parrots given to me with no consequences.

[Crusty-Bum]

Granted, you undid his previous wish, now all beautiful women and babbling idiots and you must deal with that for ever.

I wish for Blue Byte to re-compensate me for locking me out of the game for 1 week before the Easter Event.

[orog]

Granted but after being re-compensated for being locked out of the game 1 week before the Easter Event but it was with flower decorations.

I wish recyclers were no longer limited to 3.

[ASY-LUM]

Granted but your stupid slow computer dies and won't restart.

I wish my dead dog could come back to life.

[MsTirriZ]

Granted but you lose your job becase you're afraid to leave the game for fear it won't load and your generals will be lost!

I wish I could see more horses in the game.

[toshirima]

Granted, but you will be unable to get and use horses

I wish for my birthday to come sooner

[mouseyrt]

Birthday sooner? That's an easy one ... your birthday is tomorrow, your present - It's your 73rd birthday!
I wish I had a bigger house.

[MongomeryBlue]

Granted, but no-one remembers it and your mother doesn't call and you get no gifts and you sing a quiet, tearful version of "Happy Birthday" to yourself.

I wish I knew the answer to the question on my mind.