The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[gabie]

Granted, until one day a drifter comes and mutates one of the creatures and it spreads like a plague and they kill everyone.

I wish for candy land to be real.

[ChowderBro]

Granted, but the candy is poisoned.

I wish I was taller.

[daleo2012]

granted but sadly settlers online goes out of buisness i wishforlongevity and happiness 4 ery 1

[Lord_Zeus9]

wish granted but your computer exploded
I wish i have 4000gem and 4000 Easter egg

[Neilsen]

Granted, but Settlers is no longer a game.

I wish to accomplish all that I want.

[Wolffe21]

Granted, but you become sick and everything is 10x harder.
I wish I could level up today.

[Neilsen]

Granted, but it was the wrong game.

I wish it was just as easy to be successful in real life as it is on Settlers.

[Cadence]

Granted, but your success is limited to the fact that there are no schools, universities, or churches in the settlers so your success is that you are a dumb, fat wood chopper that never gets any time off.
I wish that we had schools and churches.

[Spidermonkey]

Granted!, but there are no paved roads to get to any of them only woods, so you take a great risk in being attacked by wolves,
I wish there where recreation buildings for the settlers,

[Seanache]

Granted, but now you have to pay tithe, your students are in revolt, and another religion in another kingdom has declared holy war on you.
I wish this game would go PVP already