The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[toshirima]

Granted, but you will always pick impossible fights and lose

I wish the economy would be fixed

[LordHall]

Granted! But it's for Greece.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

[ARM1]

Granted. But disability doesn't pay as well.

I wish I could find the woman of my dreams.

[Zodar]

Granted, but she isn't interested in you.

I wish for a pet zombie.

[LadyCerridwyn]

granted, but it gets hungry and eats your brain.....
i wish i lived in scotland.

[bigmac7625]

granted, but your game will not load.

i wish to win this contest.

[Everlasting]

Granted, but you were penalized into paying 1000 gems.

I wish I could swim like a dolphin.

[ALFZ]

granted but you are banned from the game

I wish every one would win 5000000000000000000000000000 gems

[SaltyPandaTea]

granted, but everything cost 9000000000000000000000000000 gems
I wish people would stop sending my random friend requests.

[Slash_n_Burn]

granted.... but all your friends quit playing the game

I wish the soccer event will go smoother than the easter event