The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Jozsef]

Granted, but on the first day of the new week, the game crashes.

I wish I had a thousand gold coins in game!

[XixXer]

Your w!sh !s Granted, however the extreme cost of l!v!ng in the real world extends to CEO

! w!sh ! had a new keyboard

[aTurtle]

Wish granted, but then without all the !!! no one takes you serious and you get robbed on all your trades!!!!

I wish i paid more attention to my xbowmen instead of my kids!!!

[Verdaeni]

Granted but angered by your indifference your kids cut the cord to your computer and tape it back carefully so you can not figure out why it won't work anymore. And the queue at the repair store is months.

I wish I could colonize and build on all the bandit islands I've conquered with 50 building licenses on each island.

[Malicanth]

Granted, but the bandits have relocated and conquered your main Island.


I wish I could cash out game gold for real gold.

[aTurtle]

Granted, but a glitch took your game gold and it was a once in a lifetime chance.

I wish my buffs had a timer.

[ARM1]

Granted. But the exchange rate is one trillion game gold for one penny! (for 390)

I wish it didn't cost so much to train my warriors. (how can they use 10 swords anyway?)

[Smooth_Balls]

Granted, however your choice of pacifism has lost you many friends

I wish i was 21 forever.

[ArtofDZ]

Granted, but watching your loved ones grow old and die makes you go insane.

I wish for a golden elephant (rather then measly 500 ore parrots)

[Rapture52]

Granted, but that golden elephant fall on you causing intense damage to your lower body leaving you paralyzed

I wish i have unlimited powers