The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[ZoeyTheZany]

Granted, but they all become a twisted form of their wish.

I wish we could customize our civilizations and troops including female soldiers.

[Kittiee]

Granted, but all your female settlers and troops are feminist activists who spend so much time arguing about women's rights that they don't get any work done, and are useless in battle... Your civilization crashes.

I wish that people couldn't send me trade requests hours after my offer has expired on the trade tab.

[SnowyMustangRun]

Granted but you lose all your gems and coins.

I wish i could beat all the bandits without losing half my army

[IAmTheCandyMan]

Granted, now you don't lose half your army, you lose it all every fight.

I wish I could give candy to all the little boys and girls of the world!

[Xobane]

Granted, but then their parents chase after you with pitchforks!

I wish the next person doesn't get their wish granted muwhahaha!

[Mides]

granted, but your karma goes down for such a mean wish and you have bad luck for the rest of your life

I wish we could have more than one island to build on

[Sulpicius]

i wish i had a deep well

[GuyOnABuffalo]

granted but all of your farms stop producing wheat. I wish i had unlimited marble.

[SaltyPandaTea]

Granted, but the game wont load.

I wish everything was perfect.

[Skumbonia]

You got it! A perfect earthquake caused a perfect tsunami, that made the perfect tidal wave, and washed your island perfectly clear of buildings.

I wish nobody else will be allowed make any wishes so I can win. Be careful granting this one.