The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[BB_Katealyst]

Time for a new fun forum game! LadyTerra brought this game to my attention, and I thought it would make a great new game. We have done it in the past and we still have people participating in it >.> So! i thought I should revive it with more Gem rewards!

The idea is that a poster comes up with a wish, another poster grants the wish, but some unintended consequence follows.

For example: I wish that I had a boat
Poster: Granted, but now you become terribly seasick!

How it works:
1) Respond to the wish in the previous post with whatever unintended consequences you can imagine.
2) Add your own secret wish for the next player to grant.

Prizes
20 randomly selected participants will win 50 Gems! (Thread Closed April 30th Winners selected May 1st)

Rules
Your post must contain the corrupted element of the previous post, and your own wish!

I'll start off:

I wish I had unicorn warhorse named Phillip!

[Tombala]

Granted, but the unicorn kicked you off the horse and you broke your back. Better luck next time.

I wish I had 1 million gems in the game.

[lowprofile]

Granted, you have 1 million gems in the game, but the game will not load, and your generals are lost!

I wish I had Jessica Alba

[dido]

granted but your genitalia falls off .


i wish i could win this game

[IBartfast]

Granted, but the game will not load, and your generals are lost!

I wish I had Guard Dog Repellant/

[Arismis]

Granted, but the game will not load, and your generals are lost!

I wish the game would load and my generals won't ever get lost...

[V4r0n4]

Granted, but you found a new game.

I wish i didn't have to find a new game. I rather like this one.

[Thea]

Granted but you become so obsessed with this game that you no time for any other activity beyond what you need to do to survive (i.e. eat, sleep, work, etc.)

I wish I had a pet hedgehog named Beau Bridges.

[Arkdrax]

Granted but he likes to roll up beside you every night because he thought you are Dorothy Dean (OUCH).

I wish we are able to teleport.

[NOIDEA]

Granted but the teleporters were stolen with the generals by the Rabbids I wish i could play 1 week with no crashes .