Advice to all those who fear starting a new venture,
who are intimidated by the competition
or simply don't think they will be able to pull it off...
"Remember...Noah's Ark was built by amateurs...
The Titanic was built by professionals...."![]()
Advice to all those who fear starting a new venture,
who are intimidated by the competition
or simply don't think they will be able to pull it off...
"Remember...Noah's Ark was built by amateurs...
The Titanic was built by professionals...."![]()
Last edited by winsland; 04-11-12 at 12:01 pm. Reason: typo
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SIGNS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,
THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
and the sign is very hard to read)
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hot air hand dryer:
Push button for a brief messge from the manager.
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
hahaha VERY FUNNY![]()
winsland
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It's still true![]()
were did you find it out?
winsland
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