*pew pew*
disregard this post
*pew pew*
disregard this post
Granted, but it's in the side of an active volcano.
I wish for the price of everything to be zero.
Granted, but now there is no point in playing, because there is nothing to strive for.Originally Posted by daxterious
I wish I could remember where I left my coffee cup.
granted, You left it on the South Pole marker in Antarctica and it's cold
I wish for unlimited number of coins
Granted- but now everything has inflated to cost an infinite amount of coins- so you may buy 1 thing- choose wisely!
I wish people didn't use the trade channel for ridiculous trades hoping for suckers.(Waste of space)
Granted - but now no one will trade anything of value.
I wish there were bridges over the waterways on my island, so my miners could travel to mines using a faster route.
Granted, but a troll lives under the bridge picking off your miners one by one.
I wish my classy settlers could have some wine to drink.
Granted-along with the bridges came trolls, so none of your miners ever make it to their mines.
I wish I had the winning lottery numbers.
Granted, but you were the only one that bought a ticket
i wish i had a talking monkey companion that has a team of cigar-smoking chimpanzee writers to come up with witty one-liners
Granted, you have your monkey, but he drives you bananas!
I wish I found my one true love.
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