Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Suts]

Granted, but now Cavalry is so heavy that can't travel to adventures.

I wish my connection to the game would stop disconnecting.

[Psilo]

Granted, but now your connection to everything else will be lost.

I wish I could think of more corrupted wishes faster.

[Suts]

Granted, but everyone else is still faster than you.

I wish a good internet connection was the the most important thing I need to be concerned about.

[Felix100]

Granted, but then the rest of your life is spent in slow motion.

I wish that my storage was unlimited.

[Uccello]

Granted, but then your internet connection will not allow you to replenish your farms to fill them

I wish i had 100 more building deeds

[Everdean]

Granted, but then all your buildings would be useless because you don't have the population to run them.

I wish i had a dark castle.

[RomanGodCamper]

Granted, But you had to use 10,000 Gems to get the dark castle.

I wish I had Damascene Weaponsmith

[Karrmah]

But then you'd spend all your resources making dam swords. X)

I wish I had unlimited gems.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted, but with unlimited gems you become bored after you can have everything and you decide to bomb your island for kicks.

I wish we had a gardener to fix the brown spots, get rid of the stumps and unwanted bushes, and to grow beautiful money trees.

[Nicolita]

Granted but then we would need lawyers because of the divorces.
I wish I would win the lottery.