Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Reacher12]

Granted. The gems will drop from the sky with such ease, but you have to catch them before they hit the ground...and you can only use your nose to work the keyboard.

I wish my soldiers would train the wolves on the island to help the hunters find the meat deposits and to stop creating those horrid brown spots.

Granted as the wolves will quickly locate all the meat deposits only to eat them in front of the hunters, leaving nothing left but bones to cover the brown spots.

I wish that I could exchange marble for granite at the same rate we exchange stones for marble.

[Gregoryj]

Granted, But Marble deposits now take 8 hours to find.

I wish Gold bars converted to coins at 1:1.

[Lord-Vid]

Granted, due to the increase in availability Settlers has massive inflation and GC are worth 1/2 what they use to be.

I wish I could get enough sleep and didn't feel tired all the time.

[w192]

I wish I could get enough sleep and didn't feel tired all the time.

Granted, but then you got so hyperactive you could not control your actions, and you did something stupid that makes your best friend hate you.

I wish we could train more generals in the barracks.

[Shady_Lady]

Granted, but those generals graduated bottom of their class and can only command 150 soldiers, when they are sober.

I wish the star menu had a 'deposit all' feature on the resource tab

[Edmund]

Granted, but the deposits are distributed across the map randomly.

I wish I could produce more than 25 units at a go.

[Arian_]

granted, but all your units have magically disappeared!

I wish there was a dentist here, the agony of toothaches in this day age in null! (can you imagine no dentistry back then YIKES!)

[Dude]

Granted one DDS Dude take your teeth out np


I wish I would win this and keep the gems to build more buildings with

[joseph35]

granted, however your spouses start to like some bandits and leave u to join them and start raiding your town.
i wish i had all the gems in the world!

[navytac]

Granted, but the buildings you may build with your ill-gotten gems are limited to holistic healing shops, centers of metaphysical science, and video rental stores with VHS tapes only -- nothing profitable or worthwhile.

I wish that for a day, at a day of each person's choosing, every person could have their own Hollywood movie soundtrack that played as they went about their daily tasks.