Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Zynnia7277]

OMG Granted!! (I have thought about that for the longest time...a soundtrack for life.) However, when you are about to get into a dangerous situation and the horror music begins to play as the event unfolds...your heart can't take the warning. Then your soundtrack switches to harp music and singing angels. Oops.

I wish I knew how to accomplish the goal of keeping my iron and copper ores from not being red in the ecov.

[navytac]

Granted, the secret to keeping your copper and iron ores in the green is to upgrade your mines to lvl 2 and make arrangements with friends to keep them buffed. However, now that the secret cat is out of the bag, everybody already partnered up for buff buddies while you are reading the forums and you are left out alone in the cold. You can buff your own mines, but now instead of being out of ores you are out of baskets and you only get the 6 hour buffs instead of 9. Worse, you find out you have no friends!!

I wish we could change the color of the sky once in a while. Green sky Wednesdays, or purple sky Saturdays. (And doesn't red seem appropriate for Mondays?)

[darkeskye]

Granted, but now everyone goes color blind

i wish for a bowl of soup

[hjfjna]

granted but now you have food poisoning


i wish i had gems

[navytac]

Granted, but like a poor man's version of Kind Midas, everything you touch turns into water -- including gems and anything you might hold to manipulate gems. You hire someone to handle your gems for you, but he just runs off with them. Also, have fun using the restroom.

I wish airlines were always on time.

[RazenheII]

Granted. However, now the fuselage is no longer enclosed. Every trip is a VERY bad hair day and you have to pick duck feathers out of your nose and ears after you depart the plane.

I wish ubisoft/bluebyte would fix all connectivity errors in the game.

[LionCrusher]

Granted, but then your computer explodes and you die.

I wish i was never hungry.

[navytac]

Granted, but meals are never as satisfying as they were when you got hungry from time to time. Eating becomes a chore, and never one you perceive with any kind of urgency, and you slowly waste away with time.

I wish for a day I could be a doggie. It would be so simple and relaxing. All I would have to think about is "Yay! You're home!" "Treat, please!" and "SQUIRREL!!!"

[Gramath]

Granted a never ending buffet at your house but then the food all spoils
I wish you could move your garrisons the way you can the buildings

[evfarden]

Granted but you general is killed on a raid
I wish you could build silo's like you can a fir tree cutter