Corrupted Wish September Edition

[navytac]

Granted, but now your computer intermittently decides to reboot itself.

I wish I weren't so bad at blocking.

Granted. Your first general always will have 100% success with blocking and will hold that block 5 times longer than all other generals. However, any additional generals you send in for the kill are very easily distracted and drop their swords to go chasing the pretty pretty birdies.

I wish all the greedy grabasses that selfishly squandered their wishes wishing that they win the contest, don't.

[EricVonBurke]

Granted, but you will be so happy that you will accidentally spill hot coffee (or other hot beverage) in the most sensitive part of your lap!

I wish for no one to get actually hurt from playing this corrupted wish game.

[kkere]

I wish for no one to get actually hurt from playing this corrupted wish game.

Granted, now no one can have any fun.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

[navytac]

Granted, but while using the restroom on your shiny yellow submarine you confused the valves on the intricate commode system and opened two valves that should never be open at the same time. Long story short, the 800psi water pressure makes its way in and water shoots up your bunghole and it jets out your ears. You survive, but the submarine floods and is lost at sea.

I wish I knew what would win, an irresistible force or an immovable object.

[Twitch58]

Granted, but the spouses will all get together and decide the men are too insensitive to their needs and go on strike.
I wish we had other types of structures, besides production related, to build on our islands.

[darkeskye]

Granted, but while using the restroom on your shiny yellow submarine you confused the valves on the intricate commode system and opened two valves that should never be open at the same time. Long story short, the 800psi water pressure makes its way in and water shoots up your bunghole and it jets out your ears. You survive, but the submarine floods and is lost at sea.

I wish I knew what would win, an irresistible force or an immovable object.

Granted, but now u become Heath Ledger (great man) and be found dead in ur apartment

Granted, but do to having other structures ur production takes an infinte time to produce anything and ur stuck at level one with the non-production structures

I wish to live in a different state

[Fold]

Granted you now live in the state of constant agony.
I wish I had one million gems

[PrincessShare]

Granted but they changed the currency to coin and u r stuck with useless gems
I wish I was lvl 26 and could do an adventure!

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. You are now at level 26, but the adventure you are given has been hacked. You lose all of your soldiers, your bank account, and now the hacker has control of your Facebook page.

I wish my new Xbowmen would also have wings so they would resemble Cupid.

[Martellus]

Granted, you now have a flock of cupid's w/crossbows, but they wear no armor, so their HP's are down to 1 each.

I wish there had been more single player missions in Splinter Cell: Conviction.