Corrupted Wish September Edition

[zostar]

granted, but they are fat lazy and always ***** and cant and wont cook.i wish michel jackson was still alive

[navytac]

Granted, but now all he wants to sing and dance to is polka and other kinds of oom-bop-bop music.

I wish instead of an airbag popping out of the middle of the steering wheel, a bayonet would deploy when a car hits something -- that way people will *really* pay attention to how they are driving instead of feeling all safe and complacent.

[Darth_Lurtz]

Your wish has thus been granted; but all the men are happy now, so they hardly go to work. You take a -75% production penalty.

I wish that the buildings could be rotated and placed in a fashion to design the layout better.

[Lord_Soth_]

Your wish has been granted but your settlers cannot find the entrances of your rotated buildings and go home in frustration.

I wish that the New York Football Giants win the next 10 Super Bowls in a row.

[Mordorius]

Granted, However now the spouses want children.
I wish there were diamond caches to mine from.

[Evilviper]

granted, yet diamond mines cost 10k titanium, 10k granite, and 10k eotic wood planks yet you get 1 diamond per year.

I wish I didnt have to work today

[Jgreelish]

I wish I didn't have to work today[/QUOTE]

Granted- now you get to go look for a job! Bad wish nowadays!

I wish there was a 3rd independent party that had a chance of winning to vote for.

[Brianwl]

Granted. The party for the ethical treatment of animals sweeps into power, and no one can buy a hamburger.

I wish my settlers could make brew that could be redeemed in real life at the local beer store.

[navytac]

Granted, but the trading ratio is 100 stacks of TSO brew for a 40 of IRL brew.

I wish Canadian geese were more mellow.

[Jgreelish]

I wish Canadian geese were more mellow.

Granted- you walk out your door to find them camped on your front lawn smoking marijuana and watching the nature channel.

I wish I could borrow $500,000 at 9% interest to invest with.