Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Mr_Dae]

Granted, but since everyone is overflowed with joy and happines they forget about work and their duties, and soon the world's economy comes crashing down.

I wish i could stop time!

Granted ... space stops too.

I'm going to re-wish none of the pop and country music stars release Christmas albums this year.

[navytac]

Granted, but there is only one Christmas album released and it is by Vanilla Ice, and it is the only gift you get from your sweet and well-meaning but culturally clueless grandmother.

I wish for the next election America would elect Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

(Edit: Person below me, you are doing it wrong.)

[DrSeuss]

I wish I had a unicorn

[vnobre]

Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.

Granted, but they spend most of the time arguing about shoes and cat videos.
I wish there were more cool events like the 'find the Easter eggs' and the 'soccer eurocup' events

[PrincessShare]

[QUOTE=navytac;184645]Granted, but there is only one Christmas album released and it is by Vanilla Ice, and it is the only gift you get from your sweet and well-meaning but culturally clueless grandmother.

I wish for the next election America would elect Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Granted but he quickly becomes unpopular when he trys to reform the government into star formations and dwarf galaxies.

I wish I could have a president like that!

[Fold]

Granted but as the Senate drifts out to space the earth is caught in a black hole and we don't need a president anymore.
I wish we could play settlers in outer space!

[navytac]

Granted, but your assignment is to orbit Pluto for science to settle the debate once and for all about whether or not it is a planet. As it is right now, it is roughly a nine hour round trip to get signals from Pluto to Earth and back. Your gold chain, needless to say, is one hot mess.

I wish people would take heed of the wisdom and life lessons that can be learned from frogs.

[ZerexTheCool]

I wish people would take heed of the wisdom and life lessons that can be learned from frogs.

Granted, but frogs still can't talk.

I wish my Geologists would remember where the deposits are, saving time in looking for them.

[Mr_Dae]

Granted, but frogs still can't talk.

I wish my Geologists would remember where the deposits are, saving time in looking for them.

Granted ... though they quickly forget what resource they set out to find and return discovering a complete different deposit.

I wish ... I don't know, but it has to be green.

[darkeskye]

Granted, but now green is the only color you can see

i wish the world was a cleaner place to live in