Corrupted Wish September Edition

[CaverAnthony]

Granted, but it is now illegal to own more than half quartet of milk due to a shortage

I wish I had a Jolly Geologist

[SH4WNZER]

Granted, but then all the blacksmiths would wipe the smile off his face.
I wish God instantly answered our prayers.

[Mr_Dae]

Granted, but then all the blacksmiths would wipe the smile off his face.
I wish God instantly answered our prayers.

Granted ... though everyone comes to know prayers are just like wishes, as they come with a price.

I wish people would follow the thread line with their wish granting and wishing. Just saying it would be nice.

[navytac]

(I really hate to corrupt such a just and reasonable wish, but thems the rules.)

Granted. Everyone who cannot grasp the very simple concept are not banned from the game forever. However, you no longer have anyone to sell Dark Priest loot spots for 650gc in G2 anymore.

I wish that the magic words that lawyers come up with to get people out of a jam would be equally effective spoken by normal people.

[huntergather]

From Geddy "I wish Ron Paul for president. "




Granted but then we all now know the truth about how this contry ran before and how corrupt our country is and we want to leave

I wish all my settlers lived in whitch towers instead of nobles yippie!!!

[darkeskye]

Granted, but now all your settlers become evil and drain all your resources

I wish to see a beautiful sunrise and sunset everyday

[PrincessShare]

Granted, but now all your settlers become evil and drain all your resources

I wish to see a beautiful sunrise and sunset everyday

granted but now all the trees are gone
I wish I had a huge telescope in my yard

[Yimmien]

Granted, but now all your settlers become evil and drain all your resources

I wish to see a beautiful sunrise and sunset everyday

Granted but the time spending staring at the sun makes your eyesight poor and during battle you accidentally attack your own troops who imprison you for the rest of your life for treason.

I wish I had nothing but good fortune until the end of time!

[PrincessShare]

Granted but the time spending staring at the sun makes your eyesight poor and during battle you accidentally attack your own troops who imprison you for the rest of your life for treason.

I wish I had nothing but good fortune until the end of time!

Granted but now everyone you love and respect has bad fortune forever or until you die.
I wish all my settlers were a mix of male and female

[navytac]

Granted, but hermaphrodites cannot have kids and your population dwindles to nothing within a generation.

I wish George Lucas would make the last three Star Wars films and find a way for them to be as good as IV-VI.