Corrupted Wish September Edition

[InvalidKeyPress]

Granted, but your dreams have no effect here in the real world.

I wish i could expand my island

Granted. It's a now a much larger island containing a massive circular section in which there is a pre-existing gem pit completely enclosed by mountains. You cannot get any settler into the sector in order to claim it. Should have wished for a hot air balloon too.

I wish for the wish i responded to, along with a hot air balloon.. that is indestructable (i.e. won't tear, break apart if an archer accidentally shoots it, etc.), with a basket sufficient to carry settlers and supplies, that can successfully navigate over the mountains and land in a suitable location near the gem pit while carrying a settler who can construct a storage house in order to claim the sector AND a piña colada to enjoy whilst my newly claimed gems are being harvested.

[Finious]

granted, but the women would eventually gain the knowledge which the men have, and kill them off.

I wish that you could use extra bread in order to recruit military personnel.

[NAIMAD1337]

Granted, now yor men have spouses.
I wish I had 10,000 gold coins in real life.

[Necrosy]

Granted, However the spouses become enraged after mating and slaughter your men. Your population dwindles...

I wish for world peace.

[Dragonspear]

Peace was reached for 5 minutes than jalousy came back and neighbour began to steal and murder each other

i wish i could have a komodo dragon and devilish powers

[Valithor]

Peace was reached for 5 minutes than jalousy came back and neighbour began to steal and murder each other

i wish i could have a komodo dragon and devilish powers

granted, but the komodo dragon ate you and became a devilishly powered up komodo dragon
I wish i could send my clone to work and stay at home and catch up on video games released this year

[Jerok]

Granted, unfortunately your clone had a congenital defect that you do not have and died.

I wish I had several hardened generals at my command.

[graxstar]

Granted, all your generals fight each other until they are softened generals.
I wish I could upgrade my normal generals to veteran generals.

[Persarum]

Rejected you can't handle power.

I wish this wish gets rejected.

[Greygrrr]

Granted, unfortunately your clone had a congenital defect that you do not have and died.

I wish I had several hardened generals at my command.

Granted, but they all fight to the death in a mortal combat and destroy your town in the process
I wish my mom, my dad, and my dog weren't dead