Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Ron_El]

Granted, but no settlers exist to man your production houses.

I wish the new trade system gave gems as reward for successful trades.

[robby_the_great]

From Bloxz:
Granted, but your settlers get stuck in the gem pit, unable to bring back any gems because the pit was too deep.

I wish my TSO island was awesome enough for more settlers to come to my city without charging me bread.

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Granted, but instead of bread, they want pork served with brew from a friary.

I wish that my General had 1000 hitpoints instead of just one.

Granted, however your General is now scared of everything, always runs away, and will not lead your troops in battle.

I wish I would get a crisp, clean $20 bill that was free of germs, would never give me a paper cut, is not counterfiet, never used or touched by anyone else but me, and was legal currency that I could use to buy whatever I needed tomorrow.

[BiPolar1014]

granted, but there is a 60 day wait period on receiving the goods purchased.

i wish the bb's actually took our concerns and suggestions more seriously than directing us to some useless page to write our ideas on.

[badpuppy]

Granted. But they must have all changes approved by a majority vote from the player of this game.
I wish my general had a jet plane!

[Kryptyc]

Granted and the women double the output, but your men get lazy and triple their intake. You get less overall production.
I wish I had a faster computer

[kimdaniel94]

Granted, however you need to build more residences to fill the population. You got more people to feed.
I wish we can give some free gifts to each other, such as gems, resources, items, etc.

[LukeSkywalker3]

Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.

Granted. However, some of their spouses turned out to be spies and all your armies' secrets were stolen.
I wish I could get whatever resources I wanted, perfectly clean and perfectly cut, with no diseases or wait time.

[Sir_Euclid]

Granted, but your free gifts cost 1000 coin each

I wish I had a buff that reduced production time

[Donnie56]

Granted, but buffs that reduced production time cost 45 gems

I wish it did not cost to move buildings

[LukeSkywalker3]

Granted..... but you have to get 3 jobs in the real word because of inflation and to pay for the internet you can nolonger use.

I wish I had the ability to absorb all energy directed at me and release it in any direction and shape I want.

Granted but you accidentally use some of your own energy each time and then die of tiredness.
I wish I had a thousand wishes that can't be corrupted.