Corrupted Wish September Edition

[LukeSkywalker3]

Granted and the women double the output, but your men get lazy and triple their intake. You get less overall production.
I wish I had a faster computer

Granted, but then your computer gets stolen along with all your money
I wish I could get all the resorces I want for free, withot diseases, wait time, or bugs and stuff like that, perfectly clean and cut and no nasty side effects.

[Seikatsukira]

Granted but you accidentally use some of your own energy each time and then die of tiredness.
I wish I had a thousand wishes that can't be corrupted.

Granted, but by mistake your first wish is that you will never wish again!

I wish that I could cash out my gold for paypal $$'s

[Seikatsukira]

Granted, but then your computer gets stolen along with all your money
I wish I could get all the resorces I want for free, withot diseases, wait time, or bugs and stuff like that, perfectly clean and cut and no nasty side effects.

Granted but you cant use any of the resources.

I wish that you would come up with a better wish.

[LukeSkywalker3]

Granted, but no settlers exist to man your production houses.

I wish the new trade system gave gems as reward for successful trades.

Granted, but the gems attract bandits and you lose everything.
I wish you had artillery for your troops.

[LukeSkywalker3]

Granted but you cant use any of the resources.

I wish that you would come up with a better wish.

Granted, but the side effect is bad for you, not me. didn't I tell you that there would be no side effects?
I wish that I could get 10000000000000000000 million useable, authentic gems for free and without losing them.

[Grabby]

Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.

Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.

I wish my General's horse was faster!

[Seikatsukira]

Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.

I wish my General's horse was faster!

Granted, but it ran off, and now he has to walk.

I wish that my general would find an elephant to ride into battle!

[roughinit2]

Granted, but he would be easily defeated by the numerous field mice roaming the land.

I wish my archers had flaming arrows that never missed and could kill with a single shot.

[ACEFOOK]

Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.

I wish my General's horse was faster!

Granted, but now your horse is so fast - when he took off galloping - he was never to be seen again!!

I wish we could rent Veteran Generals from the Gem Shop for a day!!

[Paneki]

Granted, but he would be easily defeated by the numerous field mice roaming the land.

I wish my archers had flaming arrows that never missed and could kill with a single shot.

granted but unfortunately one archer was careless with his arrow and set the bowmakers shop on fire.

i wish for acefook's wish to come true