Corrupted Wish September Edition

[hippie_wraith]

granted, but they are all sons of veldt.

i wish weekly maintenance wasn't so long, who can go that long w/out tso?!

[Beck357]

Granted, but it becomes a daily maintenance instead.

I wish my explorers would return with more *good* adventures.

[MedusasChild]

Granted but your explorers lose 1 limb each time, making them useless after 4 searches.

I wish we could speed up game time

[Jehosophat]

Granted but your explorers lose 1 limb each time, making them useless after 4 searches.

I wish we could speed up game time

Granted, unfortunately the rapid increase of time in game tears a rift in the space/time continuum that pulls you into a parallel universe that never developed the Internet.

I wish that my wish wouldn't keep getting corrupted.

[MixieMoo]

Granted, instead it duplicates to the extent that there is no room in the world for the proceeds of your wishes.

I wish I could play TSO on my Iphone.

[FACECAKE]

granted but TSO would take all you resouces in return!!!

i wish that unicorns were real

[Jehosophat]

granted but TSO would take all you resouces in return!!!

i wish that unicorns were real

Granted, but unfortunately they are carnivorous and love the taste of human flesh and they make you their first meal.

I wish I had a baconator.

[Konlin]

I wish I had a baconator

Granted; but it was under cooked and now you have salmonella

I wish there were more coalmines.

[sirgooglie]

granted but now theres less gold mines

i wish we had boats to help transfer troops to advents

[SamSwordslinger]

granted but now theres less gold mines

i wish we had boats to help transfer troops to advents

Granted! Except that they decide to become pirates, leave your service and attack your gold supplies.
I wish that Ice Cream had bones.