Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Koru]

@SpooxDF: Granted but now you have to hire specialists to pick up all the horse poo gathering in your kingdom. They aren't cheap. And if you don't clean it up, your settlers start moving out, disgruntled at your lack of hygiene.

I wish it was possible to move my storehouses out of the stupid places I put them as I first started out.

Edit: ****, ninja'ed.

@Fast_Moose: Granted but now your settlers' metabolisms are so high they actually consume bread passively to stay alive. You start losing settlers if there's nothing for them to feast on.

[Arborator]

Granted, but all your athletic settlers demanded more pay to work and fight in your army or they'd go on strike.

I wish we could grow something besides wheat.. I'd love me some corn on the cob.

[Jehosophat]

Granted, but all your athletic settlers demanded more pay to work and fight in your army or they'd go on strike.

I wish we could grow something besides wheat.. I'd love me some corn on the cob.

Granted, but the only thing you end up being able to grow besides wheat is a bacteria that wipes out your wheat fields.

I wish I had a dinosaur on my island.

[Evilwar]

Granted, and with the production of Corn we will be able to make all those lovely American foods for our troops, which then makes them really fat and lazy and eventually will not fight any more.

I wish we had granite mines.

[Kristel]

Granted, but all your athletic settlers demanded more pay to work and fight in your army or they'd go on strike.

I wish we could grow something besides wheat.. I'd love me some corn on the cob.

Wish granted but not only did you grow corn on the cob you also grew brussel sprouts and were forced to eat them everyday under penalty of DEATH!!

I wish this game had a fast forward button.

[Chellearia]

I wish this game had a fast forward button.

Wish granted, but you can only FF in 24-hour increments, so when you return, everything's exhausted.

I wish our workers looked like our avatars.

[Wizeagle]

Wish granted, but you can only FF in 24-hour increments, so when you return, everything's exhausted.

I wish our workers looked like our avatars.

Granted..But now no one knows who is in charge...I wish for a 7 day buff

[Yimmien]

Granted..But now no one knows who is in charge...I wish for a 7 day buff

Granted but the buff only increases production by .00000001%.

[DrakynRal]

Granted..But now no one knows who is in charge...I wish for a 7 day buff

Granted, but the buff also increase the consumption as well as output.

I wish roads would reduce travel time.

[Pteris]

Granted but they have to be built out of Granite!

I wish I could make a 24 hour long Buff in the Provision House from a reasonable recipe of readily available resources...