Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Buri]

Granted, but one player having 50 gens overloads server and destroys it.

I wish I had unlimited granite, that I could use on any building or building upgrade. (No stipulations) lol

Granted ....however all your building permits have been revoked and you cannot buy new ones :P
I wish My buildings would upgrade on their own.

[CptJohnWade]

Granted...however the buildings became too sentient and took over the empire.

I wish I had an infinite fish stock.

[Ballywho]

I wish I had an infinite fish stock.

Wish granted, but all of your population drowns in the world wide flood of fish broth.

I wish I had a general that could reach a battlefield instantly.

[kkere]

I wish I had a general that could reach a battlefield instantly.

Granted, but you'll never know which battlefield he attacks.

I wish I could grow corn.

[halohelbound]

Granted, just level up.
I wish i had a nickel for every time I've played Settlers Online.

[rubberbond]

Granted,but you spend them all in the tavern. I wish i had a coke machine to use your nickels

[Yahoo999]

granted but the drug overlords run out of silos to store the nickles so they stop taking them.

I wish I had a gem pit that gives unlimited bread.

[I-See-Dead-ppl]

I wish there was a Brothel building: spits out Settlers every 10 minutes

[MatthewRG3]

Granted, but your Brothel building malfunctions and spits out settlers every second, soon your land is overpopulated with starving people. They riot and overthrow your throne. They have now setup a democracy.

I wish I can fly..

[rajaa]

i wish i had a gem pit in my island next to mayor house