Corrupted Wish September Edition

[S_Tweedle]

Granted, but your Brothel building malfunctions and spits out settlers every second, soon your land is overpopulated with starving people. They riot and overthrow your throne. They have now setup a democracy.

I wish I can fly..

Granted, but it only works underwater.

I wish my settlers would get some culture going.

[Lord_Sheldon]

Granted, but it only works underwater.

I wish my settlers would get some culture going.

Granted, but your settlers become so entertained they forget to work your mines and buildings

I wish I would stop finding wheat deposits from adventures!

[Fatalia]

As you wish, your settlers now find soybean deposits!!!

I wish we had a guild calender!!!

[dgarner1414]

what would a guild calender be good for!!

i wish i had 100 gems! =P

[Golarga]

Your wish was true, you HAD 100 gems.

I wish my generals were jedi knights with lightsabers and imba power.

[Gritsnack]

Your wish was true, you HAD 100 gems.

I wish my generals were jedi knights with lightsabers and imba power.

Your wish comes true, except when the generals attack bandits, instead of attacking they try diplomacy first, and instead of looting, they reinvest the in the bandits humanitarian projects...

[Vanhouten]

Granted, but your jedi knights get blinded with power and turn to the dark side. They burn your island and pillage your storage silos.

I wish I could make gold coins this fast in real life.

[zeekz]

Your wish becomes so real.

It becomes so real that your hands eventually became tired, so fast that it wasn't that fast after...

[terkate]

Granted, but your jedi knights get blinded with power and turn to the dark side. They burn your island and pillage your storage silos.

I wish I could make gold coins this fast in real life.

Granted, But it means you have the midas touch and now everything you have is gold and you cant play this game or go anywhere

I wish a wish with all my might that someone might grant this wish tonight..... I wish I could find a good job

[NecroDee]

I wish a wish with all my might that someone might grant this wish tonight..... I wish I could find a good job

Granted, you're now the Grand Commander of the Galactic Empire of Uurf. Unfortunately, in order to do this job you need to provide your own transportation to your post in the galaxy of Epsilon Arkendia.

I wish I would win 10k free gems every day for a year playing Settlers Online: Castle Empires