Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Suts]

Granted. But the account that has won all the gems has been corrupted and the gems are tied to that account only.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[OctaviusMagnus]

Granted, but they would take kids, the house, the dog (even though she hates it), the car and the bank accounts and then call it even for what she brought into the marriage.
I wish that women were easier... and mute. Haaahhh

[LionCrusher]

Granted but now their all ugly and don't have any personalities

I wish i understood the female mind.

[Persarum]

Rejected, your not at my level.

I wish nothing.

[LionCrusher]

Granted but now you know nothing and have an empty head.

I wish I wasn't so lazy to think of a good wish.

[Stabby]

Granted, but now you can't decide which of your wishes you want to choose so you die of lack of sleep.

I wish that I could fly.

[Blackout7491]

Granted, but you fly into a flock of hungry birds and then you fly into an airplane propeller.
I wish i got any thing on demand...

[Ferid_Ghart]

Suts, your wish is granted but in never having to sleep you are never able to fall asleep even if you wanted to and therefore never have dreams again.

I just felt that OctaviusMagnus didn't really address your wish because they obviously were replying to the last post on the first page and don't know how to go to the last page of forum posts. We've all made noob mistakes before.

Anyway, I will make my wish but in order to have that corruptly granted I will have to make this post at the end of the forum.
But before I do I'll also grant Blackout7491 your wish, however in getting things on demand they always appear moments too late and you always seem to be unready.

my wish is that I could see the future

[Gorland22]

You can see the future, unfortunately the only part of it you can see is your own death.

I wish I knew everything.

[PR0PHET]

Granted, you know everything, and realize its all foolishness and vain.

I wish Hawaii was next door to Kansas City.