Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Rapture52]

Granted, but your enemies found a way to see cloned generals as well
I wish i get an option to build gem mines for free

[Master_John]

Wish granted but the building option of free gem mines has crippled the games income thus causing it to go bankrupt.
I wish there was more adventures.

[TheSource]

Granted but they are all as bad as SOTV
I wish they would bring back the bomb icon on mines before they die

[Rapture52]

Granted, But that bomb will blast and cause damage to your other buildings as well
I wish i had unlimited coins to use ..

[Gwenevier]

Granted, but your wife/husbad and children are kidnapped on a regular basis and held for ransom for some exorbitant amount of gold coin;
I wish I could advance my Kingdom into the Industial Age

[Persarum]

Rejected, you can't handle the future.

I wish nothing.

[Golarga]

Wish completed, nothing happens.

I wish for healingpower.

[KingDaddy]

Wow! The Corrupted Wish is one of our TOP participated in forum threads. Given its popularity, I wanted to revive this game for a September edition.

The idea is that a poster comes up with a wish, another poster grants the wish, but some unintended consequence follows.

For example: I wish that I had a boat
Poster: Granted, but now you become terribly seasick!

How it works:
1) Respond to the wish in the previous post with whatever unintended consequences you can imagine.
2) Add your own secret wish for the next player to grant.

Prizes
20 randomly selected participants will win 100 Gems! (Thread Closed October 1st Winners selected October 3rd)

Rules
Your post must contain the corrupted element of the previous post, and your own wish!

I'll start off:

I wish I had a Gem Pit in real life.

But then all it produces are cubic zirconia gems which aren't worth much.

I wish all my guild members to be able to level fast and have a great time playing the game

[Brianwl]

wish granted... you begin to use your power, and medical associations around the world, fearing the end of their livelihoods, abduct you in your sleep, and you are never heard from again...

I wish for a monkey...

[Golarga]

granted, but since the faerie is dyslectic it reads: moonkey, and you now are given a key to the moon.

I wish I was supergirl