Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Zynnia7277]

Granted, but the cotton candy got stuck in your hair and you had to get your head shaved.

I wish I could thank the person who granted my wish of getting a head's up on the gem sales.

And I wish we could have friends over for parties on our islands.

[Hank_Rearden]

Granted, but the cotton candy got stuck in your hair and you had to get your head shaved.

I wish I could thank the person who granted my wish of getting a head's up on the gem sales.

And I wish we could have friends over for parties on our islands.

Granted, but the person who gave you a thumbs up died when you made this wish, and you never had any friends in the first place to invite to parties on your islands, I wish I could collect ten times the amount of gems for winning this competition and that I also collected everyone else's winnings as well, multiplied by ten again of course.

[CelticDragon]

Granted but the server crashes and you have to restart your island with nothing.

Wishes for the ability to sort Trades by specific resource

[Starfire512]

Granted, but you have to click through 7 layers to find the resource you want.

I wish that the German Combat simulator could load the troop configurations directly into my Generals.

[Jehosophat]

Granted, but you have to click through 7 layers to find the resource you want.

I wish that the German Combat simulator could load the troop configurations directly into my Generals.

Granted, but the bandits realize you are doing this and change their troop configurations before your general gets there, guaranteeing a loss.

I wish that wishes were Skittles.

[PrincessShare]

Granted but the bag of skittles falls over and hist all the correct spots on your keyboard to sell all your coins for water.

I wish their were female warriors in the game.

[CraftyItalian12]

Granted but all the women are lesbians. OOOps replied to another page...didn't know there were more.
I wish I could speed up time on all production.

[Fold]

Granted but the speed turns your population to drug addicts and they all stop working.
I wish i could fly through the screen into the chat and kick some *** occasionally.

[LordOmar]

where is my 100 gems

[S_Tweedle]

Granted but the speed turns your population to drug addicts and they all stop working.
I wish i could fly through the screen into the chat and kick some *** occasionally.

Granted, but occasionally you forget how to come back again and have to watch edless recruitment and noob trickers post monologues across your face.

I wish people would read the instructions more carefully