Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Opie7]

Granted, the nagging would never end
I wish I had a duplicator machine

[Bosco50]

Granted, Your machine is stuck on mother in law mode.
I wish I was a little taller

[Zynnia7277]

Granted, but by a little taller it meant your feet are now a size 3 and you have a huge forehead.

I wish the daily quests would be more reasonable for the guilds since we can't justify the expense to do them.

[Stirbei]

Granted, but now some strange bug won't let you hit the claim button.
I wish endless copper mines were purchasable by something other than gems.

[Malt]

Granted, but now copper is rendered obsolete because bronze swords and tools have been removed from the game.
I wish whenever I posted a new trade, it automatically removed all other trades for that resource.

[TCO61]

granted buy you can only trade with yourself and nobody else
I wish I could win the 100 gems

[Zynnia7277]

Granted, but winning the 100 gems and then having to give them to me because they made a mistake is sheer torture.

I wish there were other ways to gain XP without going on adventures.

[Starfire512]

Grant but the troops come to you house and want to really fight. Good luck on winning.

I wish this contest were over today.

[GordoM]

Granted, but the system now acknowledges that settlers have a personal life and you now can only recruit 1 in 4 settlers for troops. I wish we could build catipults.

[TiredHeart]

Granted. Unfortunately, the catapults need insanely rare wood and it takes two weeks to build one.

I wish it was easier to earn coins.