Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Larryluv]

Granted but they are lazy and need maids to help them !
I wish my coal mines could keep up with my demands

[Lord-Vid]

Granted, you no longer have any buildings that require coal.

I wish I had an innate understanding of human nature and a profession that would make use of that innate understanding that pays enough to support my family, allows time with my family, is enjoyable and rewarding.

[Gorland22]

A catastrophic global phenomenon has left the vast majority of humanity mentally simplistic, able to care for themselves but not much more. As one of the few untouched survivors, you find humanity simple and easy to understand, and spend your days helping to teach and care for them It is an immensely rewarding, if lonely, task.

I wish space travel was widely available.

[kkere]

I wish space travel was widely available.

Granted, but you quickly discover that all stars and planets and galaxies are just glued on to giant spheres rotating around the Earth.

I wish my settlers had 4-wheelers to ride around on.

[navytac]

Granted, but the last words anyone ever heard them say was "Hey ya'll! Watch this!!"

I wish rain was beer.

[muffinhead]

Granted, but the last words anyone ever heard them say was "Hey ya'll! Watch this!!"

I wish rain was beer.

granted, but the rain kills all the plants and trees and everyone suffocates.

I wish i could get a general that could fly.

[Jgreelish]

I wish rain was beer.

Granted- your settlers start working harder, but the work is sloppy. The bread is unedible. The swords shatter when you attack. The arrows fly crooked. Then the work cuts off. All the settlers are hung over, several are dead of alcohol poisoning. Now whenever it rains, the only settlers that do any work, and the breweries- who have double production.


I wish I could tell at a glance that I needed to send my geologist out to find ____ because I was short one or two deposits.

[Jgreelish]

Granted your general can fly.

The first battle he becomes a pincushion for being an obvious target.

I wish the mines were built like the masons- so I didn't have to rebuild them every day.

[Maskello]

Granted: now there's not enough room for that crucial barracks you need to build.

I wish my daily rewards would collect themselves.

[navytac]

Granted, but the game now automatically accepts all guild quests for you.

I wish my troops could get extra kills by psyching the enemy out with scary war paint.