Granted but the thread was too full of posts anyway so a part 2 thread was startedOriginally Posted by Anrchist
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala
Granted but the thread was too full of posts anyway so a part 2 thread was started
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala
Granted, But the rabbit has rabies and bit you.
I wish My fat workers would skinny up and produce everything 6x quicker.
Granted, But now the settlers have a short lifespan and have to be replaced 6X a week.
I once wished for a way to pick a wish...now i found myself wishing i would have picked a better wish.
'I wish I hadn't been born until the galaxy was the humans backyard."
Granted, but then aliens slaughter you and cut you into hundreds of pieces, drink your blood and cannibalize you.
I wish for, "death to the Taliban".
Granted, in September 2012 Beck releases "death to the Taliban," it is his worst album to date if you can believe that.
I wish life was simpler.
Granted, but now that it's simpler you have no technology therefore no internet to post your wish.
I wish peace everywhere
Granted, peace gives people no problems and makes life boring and theres nothing to do.
I wish to have a never ending money tree.
Granted, but for income purposes the government doesn't buy your story about having a never ending money tree and you go to prison for 20 years for tax evasion. After 20 years they finally believe you and release you, but only after they have seized the tree.
I wish someone would invent a car that runs on water.
granted but war break out between china and russia and the emp from the bombs shuts down your train while you are zooming over a river canyon, you fall in and drown.
I wish I had a trained flying dragon
Granted. You and your dragon loved each other very much, and had many fun adventures together. Your dragon was very sad indeed after it sneezed and turned you into a briquette.
I wish people will make their replies relevant to the wishes they are corrupting.
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