Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Elissan]

Granted, but George Bush Jr. is the Vice Pres.

I wish I could freeze time.

[Xannthaunt]

your wish is my command....now you are frozen in time, while everyone else walks by looking at such a marvelous "living statue".

I wish that my thoughts will control all that ever was and will be.

[navytac]

Granted, but you wreck the universe every time you dream. You bring your loved ones back to life, only to kill them over and over again.

I wish "paid programming" would go away on cable tv.

[PrincessShare]

Granted but now those same people come to house like the old door to door salesman again.

I wish that all our wishes could not be corrupted.

[navytac]

Granted. For 5.356 seconds. You now have a frog grafted to your noggin.

I wish this wish goes the opposite of the way I wish.

[Blackout7491]

Granted but you don't become corrupted
I wish i said this 10 times

[darkeskye]

granted but now your tongue fell out and u can never talk again

I wish George Bush jr was president again so he can drop nukes on the arabs country then russia and england did the same thing and have a nuclear winter forever

[Fold]

Granted but after becoming Pres again George finds Gods and kills you instead.
I wish Settler players would read other players wishes instead of thinking of their own wishes they can't wait to air.

[webonater]

Granted, but they would use water and wheat resources.
I wish that licesnes for building would be unlimited.

[Martellus]

Granted, but now the materiels cost doubles every 25 buildings.

I wish I had a connex box that could make a perfect copy of anything I lock inside it.