Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Rapture52]

Granted, but they got so intimate with each other they refuse to fight and you got stuck at your level

I wish i had unlimited licences

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. You have unlimited licenses, but there was a surge of brush and tree growth on the island so the space is limited.

I wish we could trade our old generals in for the vet gens!

[Master_John]

Wish granted but you lose the gold you spent on the old general and the new ones have a glitch which causes them to never reach their destination.

I wish guild quests were worth doing.

[Lord-Vid]

Granted. In order to avoid being redundant all daily quests are guild quests with slightly less stuff and daily quests as we know them are gone.


Granted, but it takes 3 normal generals. The rules change so that troops you leave at an adventure join the other side. With only 1 general, you have to go back and forth between your home and the adventure between each fight to restock.

I wish the surviving solders would pick up the weapons of the fallen so that when 100 recruits die, I still have the 1000 swords they took into battle.

[Martellus]

Granted, but the used weapons only deal half damage.

I wish I had the body of a Spartan soldier.

[F-Face]

Granted, All men have male spouses, (not that there's anything wrong with that) who help them out of surplus goods.
I wish that we had more of a night life in town, besides the tavern.

[navytac]

Granted, your island now has an arcade in town full of the latest Dance Dance Revolution games. However, your military strength crumbles as your mighty troops turn into pencil-necked dweebs who only shop at Hot Topic.

I wish my military had an air force.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. Your air force is in place, but a mysterious fog covers the islands so thick your planes are grounded indefinitely.

I wish we had seasons on our islands.

[navytac]

Granted, but your island falls into civil war as your settlers take sides on a critical argument: Is it wabbit season or is it duck season?

I wish everyone could find their soul mate.

[Yrell]

Granted, however they are drunks
who spends to much time with the nobles at the "coking plant"