Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Glen-Quagmire]

Granted , But now your troops and their spouses stray to other cities. Your population is at 200 until you find a way to bring them home. I wish we could build night clubs in our city.

[navytac]

(First of all [GIGGITY!!] thanks for playing corrupted wishes correctly Glen.)

Granted, but MrGrimm owns the night club on your island, and man oh man is it a popular spot. Your settlers raid your storehouses and sell everything for a tiny fraction of what it is worth in trade tab for gc so they can spend it at his club.

I wish my troops to sprout wings so they can swoop into combat like archangels.

[grannymaam]

Granted, but Brother Theodore mistook them for chickens, plucked them and the rest of the story is too horrible to tell.

For bringing Sons of the Veld back six times in a row, I wish, upon my explorers, eternal diarrhea.

[WOLVENFANG]

granted u will get 3 gc thou

[WOLVENFANG]

i wish i had a gem pit

[navytac]

Granted, but Brother Theodore mistook them for chickens, plucked them and the rest of the story is too horrible to tell.

For bringing Sons of the Veld back six times in a row, I wish, upon my explorers, eternal diarrhea.

Granted, but diarrhea strikes right when they are dropping off the latest participation certificate for SotV. To take care of their emergent "paperwork" they employ the certificates you had for Black Knights, Roaring Bull, and Victor the Vicious.... making them quite unusable of course.

I wish the show "Glee" never existed.

[Evan-the-knight]

Granted, but instead they make a diffrent show that is worse than Glee

I wish my laptops charger would work

[Count_Tuscany]

Granted. Your laptop now charges perfectly, but your screen just went blank.

I wish I had a job so I wouldn't be distracted by this game all the time.

[Gorblimey]

Granted, but your job is chopping lumber all day and all night for a boss that never shows up anymore.

I wish that roads would show in the bare spots on the map, or that there was another way to make legible messages.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. They gave you a gardener to take care of the lawns, but increased the number of trees by tenfold so no messages can exist.

I wish we had helpful daily quests instead of ones that rob us.