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Thread: Corrupted Wish September Edition

  1. #581
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    granted but a gold parrot eating cat on the loose and eats them all..
    I wish i won this whole thing.

  2. #582
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    Granted, but like ones who have wished this before you....you find out it was a mistake and the prize was awarded to me.

    I wish the island had a set of scales so we could weigh the workers and get them started on Jenny Craig.

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    Granted. Your workers get scales and Jenny Craig and their weight loss initiatives are a smashing success. Being suddenly fit for the first time in their lives only accentuates just how fit and trim they really are. Individually, they all think "I'm, too sexy for this game. Too sexy for this game, farming wheat is so laaaame." Your workers all leave for Paris and New York City to become models. You now have no workers, and worse, people now have a God-awful Right Said Fred song stuck in their heads and it is all because of your wish.

    I wish to have a different song running through my mind.

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    Granted, but now you have "this is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends" (from that lambchop show)
    I wish i had a railgun to shoot justin beiber into non existince

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    Quote Originally Posted by navytac View Post

    I wish to have a different song running through my mind.
    Granted but now you can't get the ABC's song out of your head because you keep forgetting the letters.

    I wish for a free shopping spree at Tiffany's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkeskye View Post
    I wish i had a railgun to shoot justin beiber into non existince
    Granted, but you get attacked by a violent mob of teenage girls and moms who want to still seem cool

    I wish that Peter Jackson's The Hobbit would hurry up and get released

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    Granted, but because it was hurried the quality suffers, and it flops worse than Howard the Duck.

    I wish cheaters and exploiters were all banned from online gaming, forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballywho View Post
    Granted but now you can't get the ABC's song out of your head because you keep forgetting the letters.

    I wish for a free shopping spree at Tiffany's.
    Granted, but your spree was covered by the media, and the next night a cat burglar breaks into your house and cleans you out.

    I wish I had a no-limit credit card which balance is zeroed every 5 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martellus View Post
    Granted, but your spree was covered by the media, and the next night a cat burglar breaks into your house and cleans you out.

    I wish I had a no-limit credit card which balance is zeroed every 5 days.
    Granted, however due to your spending you now own most of the country, and u got the first bill for the property rates. Bottom line is no credit cards taken. Not to mention the fact that the government now decided as a major owner of most of the country you are now responsible for part payment of the national debt.

    I wish the game had an easier way of making gems, a reward for things in gems would be nice.
    Last edited by freyjamoon; 09-19-12 at 11:25 pm.

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    Granted. The gems will drop from the sky with such ease, but you have to catch them before they hit the ground...and you can only use your nose to work the keyboard.

    I wish my soldiers would train the wolves on the island to help the hunters find the meat deposits and to stop creating those horrid brown spots.

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