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Thread: Corrupted Wish September Edition

  1. #631
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    Granted, there are now 10 more single player missions in Splinter Cell: Conviction, yet they have to be unlocked by acheiving impossible feats.

    I wish my my gem pits took 1 day to give me 40k gems instead of 1 year.

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    Granted. The gem pits malfunctioned and spit out all of your gems at once, but because it malfunctioned the gems are not recognized by the gem shop and you are stuck with empty pits and a sea of worthless blue gems.

    I wish we had auto load from our watermills to the wells.

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    Granted. The autoload loads water from the water mills to the wells, yet the wells auto load water to the watermills twice as fast so now wells are a waist of resources.

    I wish my gold ore was completly filled, my gold mines were completly full and all level 5, my gold bars were full and I couldnt store anymore gold coins.

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    Granted. Your gold will reach the highest levels in every way and you will become the richest island owner ever.....BUT people begin to steal your troops and hold them hostage for your loot. You will never have another day of peace because the people who need a loan, need a kidney, or need to just be your bestie due to your riches will be stalking you.

    I wish my cart would turn into a beautiful carriage and the Queen (me) would travel near and far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zynnia7277 View Post
    I wish my cart would turn into a beautiful carriage and the Queen (me) would travel near and far.
    Granted, but your carriage has no wheels, so you must carry it yourself near and far.

    I wish I had a Drink Me potion to make me smaller, and an Eat Me cake to make me big again.

  6. #636
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    Granted, but now your stuck in wonderland forever with no way out

    I wish we lived in a world that has no green house gases

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    Granted, but the atmosphere is now as thin as the one on Mars, and Earth's natural blanket is gone. Glaciers race from the poles until they meet at the equator. The Earth is trapped under miles thick sheets of ice until the sun turns into a red giant.

    I wish schools in every nation would get more funding for math and science.

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    Granted, but all of your fish and bread will decrease and stay at 50 each.
    i wish that my men would never die.

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    Granted, your men never die. They do grow old, feeble, and useless however. Over time your island become overpopulated as nobody dies, but that is the least of your concerns -- the military retirement pensions cripple your economy so badly you eventually have to sell everything including your island just to break even and become a citizen of another island with nothing but the shirt on your back. You considered not paying the pensions, but wisely decided that 2000 immortal men, even if they are very old, are a force to be reckoned with if their only opponent is you.

    I wish generals didn't move between territories so slowly.

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    Granted. Now your generals beam up to the next location, but sometimes they become particles in space to never be seen again. This creates a rift in the universe which in turn causes your army to disappear as they were under each general's command.

    I wish my generals would order the troops to build bridges and walk a straight line by withholding the brew until AFTER the battles.

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