Corrupted Wish September Edition

[navytac]

Granted, the troops are cut off from brew three days before combat operations and learn to build bridges. However, the three day policy backfires since because it is such hell being in Zynnia7277's military, all the troops are uber-hardcore alcoholics. Three days after brew is cut off, their hands shake so badly they can only build the ricketiest bridges, and the DTs they are going through are so bad they get slaughtered in battle because they are too busy swinging their swords at imaginary snakes to pay attention to the enemy. You should have let them have some brew before the battle.

I wish for another Batman movie that does not suck.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. The latest batman turns out to be a female...'nuff said.

I wish I had a car on the island so I could do donuts in my free space for the moment.

[Fayne]

Granted. You will have to dust off all neighbouring houses as the roads are currently dirt and it kicks up quite a mess.

I wish that I had a gem mine.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. You had a gem mine, but it was stolen while you were trading in the Black Market by the Blood Diamond gang. Your insurance did not cover theft so you are out all that money and a mine.

I wish we could make it rain on the island so the ugly brown spots would go away.

[navytac]

Granted, but you find out the hard earned white castle you have on your island was made in the candy kingdom, and thusly was made from hard candy which is of course chiefly sugar. Your precious castle dissolves before your very eyes and OMFG here come the ants!!

I wish for religion to go away on my island, so the troops would stop duking it out and hurting each other in the garrisons over it.

[evfarden]

Granted but then as soon as you get new settlers they bring the word of god/buhdah with them thus the duking continues

I wish each building was also a home for you settler

[Brianwl]

Granted. Your population explodes, and famine spreads. You produce youtube videos to "Feed the Settlers" featuring Rihanna and Carrie Underwood. They get into a cat fight and you are sued for negligence, forcing you to sell half the buildings on your island.

I wish for a marina on my island.

[Seikatsukira]

Granted. Your population explodes, and famine spreads. You produce youtube videos to "Feed the Settlers" featuring Rihanna and Carrie Underwood. They get into a cat fight and you are sued for negligence, forcing you to sell half the buildings on your island.

I wish for a marina on my island.

Granted but only fishermen are allowed to use it.

I wish for a Pretzle.

[navytac]

Granted, but it is the straw that breaks the camel's back for gluten intolerance.

I wish everyone that had to work in any restaurant kitchen, whether fancy shmancy or fast food, should be able to eat for free -- it is cruel to make people work around food all day and not offer them some.

[kkere]

I wish everyone that had to work in any restaurant kitchen, whether fancy shmancy or fast food, should be able to eat for free -- it is cruel to make people work around food all day and not offer them some.

Granted, now the chefs, servers, and bussers can all eat whatever they like free of charge, but the restaurants begin losing so much money over this they are forced to serve the most disgusting food they can to discourage workers from dining there.

I wish I had a personal chef to cook just for me. He can eat my left overs for free