Granted but now the wives have nagged too much and all the men are at the tavern.
I wish I had an unstoppable army
Granted but now the wives have nagged too much and all the men are at the tavern.
I wish I had an unstoppable army
Right, granted and now they just keep going and you never see them again.
I wish my army would stop dieing.
Granted, but the army costs 2 units of mead per-day for each member, or they rebel, attacking your mayors house, which loses a level each day the price is not met.
I wish I had a no-limit credit card which balance is zeroed every 5 days.
Granted, however due to the credit card company's ridiculous policy they default and go bankrupt within a few days without paying the vendors you purchased goods from. Those vendors unable to recieve compensation for the goods and services they provide go bankrupt leaving hundres more Americans unemployed.
I wish my geologist would automaticaly start looking for deposits when one runs out.
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Granted.....unfortunately your geologist is a specialist who only searches for stones.Originally Posted by BrannonLong
ok ill start again i wish i had unlimited wishes that couldnt be corrupted
Granted, but because you were greedy, they only come true half way.
I wish my neighbor would stop cutting down the trees in my backyard.
Granted, your neighbor tries to cut down one last tree and gets crushed nearly to death by it. The neighbor sues you for negligence because the tree was in your yard, which is ridiculous of course, but the legal system being what it is the lawsuit is successful. You appeal it all the way up and lose each time. The judgement against you plus legal fees means you have to sell your house. Flush with new cash, your neighbor buys your house. Now, you have the indignity of knowing those trees are still being cut down -- they are just no longer yours.
I wish every dog poo that winds up in a yard it is not supposed to would magically beam to the yard of the dog's owners.
Granted, legislation passes, but now a lobbyist group wants all the wild dog's poo to have a home too. They make you the official Dog Warden, and consequently, within the next 24 hours your home becomes a doggie compound. But look at the bright side, you now have natural manure to sell to the farmers.
I wish we had frequent 'marching' miles we could use for instant battle wins.
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