Corrupted Wish September Edition

[kkere]

I wish we had frequent 'marching' miles we could use for instant battle wins.

Granted, but you can only redeem those miles on non-holiday and non-black out travel days. As it turns out, the only non-blacked out travel day is February 29 and BB has the right to add another black-out day every four years.

I wish that I could think like a thinking thing thinking of itself thinking.

[navytac]

Granted, you are now exactly yourself. Really, you gained nothing.

I wish for mono-pole magnets to be invented.

[kkere]

I wish for mono-pole magnets to be invented.

Granted, magnets are now just lumps of iron.

I wish I could see the milky way bands from where I live.

[fallingowl]

Granted, but the genie misunderstood your wish and thought you said "monopoly" magnets, and now you have thousands of tiny red-and-silver horseshoe shaped gamepieces materializing on your kitchen table.

I wish I had an endless iron mine.

[Lord-Vid]

Granted, but the genie misunderstood your wish and thought you said "monopoly" magnets, and now you have thousands of tiny red-and-silver horseshoe shaped gamepieces materializing on your kitchen table.

I wish I had an endless iron mine.

Granted, all other iron ore spots no longer spawn so all of your iron comes from the one mine. Your settlers decide that using bronze for swords is stupid and refuse to use anything but steel swords. Your army is fierce but very difficult to replace when you have losses.

I wish I could sleep.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. You finally get to sleep, but your nightmares beg for you to be awakened. The age old question of if you land when you fall while dreaming kills you....is answered.

I wish the borders of my island were moved out so I could access the areas I need for more buildings.

[Freemont]

Granted, but now you'll wake up every 15 minutes.
I wish I had a Marble Quarry.

[ClockworkDemon]

Granted, but a miner opens a wall, flooding the mine with marbles. The marbles then pour out of the quarry and crush your buildings.

I wish I could grow devil wings at will.

[PrincessShare]

Granted. Later that day your head becomes and egg.
I wish that wishes were in the game as a quest prize

[prospero1501]

Granted. Later that day your head becomes and egg.
I wish that wishes were in the game as a quest prize

Granted. But then the wishes expire within one minute, and you end up blowing three wishes on something stupid because you only have less than a minute to think of 3 things that you want.

I wish that I knew what would be the best building to upgrade, and that I could get the resources I need to upgrade them.