Corrupted Wish September Edition

[ZerexTheCool]

I wish that I knew what would be the best building to upgrade, and that I could get the resources I need to upgrade them.

Granted. but upgrade time takes 2 years.

I wash horses could graze in an open fields and not eat all of my wheat.

[IronMan04]

Granted, All your horses are so heavy they can't make it out of the field without being sleepy.

I wish All my workers would produce triple the resources.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. Your workers will from now on produce triple the resources, but your real bank account will be charged daily for the Red Flying Settler at the rate of 199 gems each. Soon you will go broke.

I wish we could have little pills to give our soldiers which would make them invisible until they get to the right bandit camps.

[darkeskye]

Granted, but now they become little and it takes infinte time to get to the right bandit camp

I wish that blood would rain over all the lands in the world and all the things that go Bump in the night for eternity

[Evilviper]

Granted. Now all the things that go bump in the night kill every army that you have and the pvp mode goes back to it original settings so all your buildings are destroyed.

I wish I had enough xbows and d swords to make 250 crossbowmen and 250 elite soldiers.

[navytac]

Granted, but the genie is fair and grants wishes to all. The bandits wished for rifles.

I wish that all the dudes who pop their collars would be rounded up and put on an island somewhere, kinda like a d-bag Australia.

[Evilviper]

Granted, all the collar popers are rounded up and put on an adventure island...your adventure island to be precise.

I wish my job paid double and everything cost half as much...not due to inflation.

[IronMan04]

Granted, Your job pays double and everything cost half as much, You can't leave work until you die of old age.

I wish that everything in the world would be simple.

[illusion4life]

Granted, Your job pays double and everything cost half as much, You can't leave work until you die of old age.

I wish that everything in the world would be simple.

Granted, and as all the people are now simpletons, they set off 3 nuclear bombs just to see what happens next...

I wish that a genie came and delivered my 3 wishes... but then he says that it isn't economical and you just have one...

So I ask to be set up with the most up-to-date awesome computer with magic capabilities!

[Fold]

Granted but the one they send is pepto pink.
I wish for less birthdays.