Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Evilviper]

Granted, yet now instead of the game being buggy, all around you are hornet nests so every few seconds you get stung by a hornet.

I wish I had all the building licenses that are possible

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. The game is no longer buggier than a hornet's nest, it is sickly because a virus came and ate the bugs, but only on your game. The same virus gave me all your resources and the cute white castle you have sitting on your island that I simply adore.

I wish they would give away Bone Churches as rewards!

[Evilviper]

Granted, yet to give away a bone church you have to face 2 bone churches from the witch of the swamp quest.

I wish I was one of the next players on Big Brother

[navytac]

Granted. You go through all the stress and humiliation of being a contestant on Big Brother, but you do not win anything. Trying to cash in on your fifteen minutes of fame all the same you take your insights on the matter and write a tell-all book called "They are not laughing at me, they are laughing with me... I am just not laughing." Not even your mother buys a copy.

I wish every person that never tasted heavenly hash ice cream got the chance to do so.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. The world has been given heavenly hash ice cream and they became instantly addicted. The dairy farms and the stores had to concentrate all their efforts to keep up with the demand and now there is no milk to make cereal for breakfast. So you are actually known as the "Cereal Killer".

I wish my farms would raise more than just wheat crops!

[navytac]

Granted. However, in your dealings in this game you mentioned to someone that you had hippy tendencies in your youth, and this person turned state's evidence and informed on you about what else you are growing on your farms. The Feds don't buy your stories about making rope or clothing or paper, and you go to prison for a long time.

I wish dogs could talk.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. Dogs begin talking and telling all of the innermost secrets of their human. Your dog decides to use his voice to do a book on tape which is then sold worldwide and has every detail of his life with you. He eventually is interviewed by Barbara Walters who makes him cry and then he bites her. She sues and you are responsible since you are his master.

I wish I could light fires on my island to make S'mores and to burn up stumps at the same time.

[Phantasm2]

Granted, but somebody turns all your chocolate into x-lax, and the stumps that could have been turned into toilet paper are sadly already burnt up.

I wish that I had the ability to double my resources, instead of having to wait hours and days to build the things I need!

[Evilviper]

Granted, your resources are doubled, yet then you hit level 50 and you are waiting and waiting for the upgrade to be able to do more within the game, yet no new levels become avalible, so you become bored with the game with all your resources maxed, so you quit the game wishing it was harder to get resources.

I wish I could show the world the life that some live. The horrible times, so people are then willing on helping people out more instead of just thinking about themselves the whole time.

[IronMan04]

Granted, You could show the world the life that some live. The horrible times, so people are then willing on helping people out more instead of just thinking about themselves the whole time. While showing the world how to be kind to others and helping them you were mugged and murdered for your kindness on National TV.

I wish there were no sickness in the world and that everybody were happy.