Granted. You have fried chicken, but it clogs your arteries and you have to give up fats and cholesterol laden foods. No gravy for the potatoes and no more fried anything. You are miserable going to the county fair as all things on sticks are deep fried and delish.
I wish I had not eaten fried chicken. *sigh*
Granted. You didn't eat fried chicken. Although you didn't eat it at that time, you will eat it again. You will hate it again and have that feeling all over again.
I wish for my life to stay exactly the same, along with no alternation with the consequences in the future.
Granted, but the spouses have come completely unprepared making them useless.
I wish that there were more bandit camps with easier enemies.
Granted. You encounter bandit camps with only a couple of dogs and a deserter named Joe. You become bored as there is no challenge and you start acting out in public. You rant that you and only you are the ruler of your island as the guys with the white jackets carry you away.
I wish I had a planetarium and a direct line to Curiosity.
Last edited by Zynnia7277; 09-24-12 at 02:38 pm.
Granted but only lasts for a week until the wife has children and then they are unable to help, must take care of the children and they just drain your resources until the children are able to leave to another settlement making no contribution to your settlement
I wish for a resource multiplier where you can put a resource you have collected and pay to have it doubled or tripled
Granted, but the law of conservation of matter still applies. For every gram of resource you receive, a gram disappears elsewhere on your island at random. It is a matter of time before you lose a body part or a loved one if you keep using your multiplier.
I wish I understood and spoke R2-D2 language, while retaining the ability to understand and speak English.
Last edited by navytac; 09-24-12 at 02:58 pm.
Granted. Portal. No wait...that was another wish. You can speak R2-D2 and English, but due to a virus which affects robots and people who can speak English/R2-D2 exclusively....you are now caught in a oh wait....PORTAL which takes you to a new planet with only one other person for eternity.
I still wish I could max out on granite.
Last edited by Zynnia7277; 09-24-12 at 03:15 pm.
Granted but it's so heavy your island sinks.
I wish I was on that planet with a female of my species.