Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Lord-Vid]

I still wish I could max out on granite.

Granted, two things happen. First, your storehouses burn down so the only storage you have is your mayor's house. After that, every adventure you do gives you granite until you are maxed. Once you're maxed you never get Granite again.

I wish everyone could call their mom. Even the zombies.

[Lord-Vid]

I wish I was on that planet with a female of my species.

Granted, but she doesn't like you.

[navytac]

Granted, but a female of your species is as hideous as you are -- just female.

I wish any person that calls a personal telephone number three times in a row but won't leave a message would be doomed to never get to see or hear the end of a movie for the rest of their lives.

(I reply to wishes when people make them. Otherwise, I go the the previous wish.)

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. The person who calls and won't leave a message will never see or hear the end of a movie again. You are included in this because due to a battery or connection problem you called and could not leave a message. You called back two more times which remained muted on your side only. "Hello?....Hellooo? Navy, are you there?! Helloooo?"

I wish I could have kept my post about Zombies and moms because it was so awesome!

[Ciall]

Granted, but your post is forcibly translated into Swahili.

I wish I had all the answers to the worlds problems.

[Jgreelish]

I wish I had all the answers to the worlds problems.
Granted- you know how to solve all the worlds problems-Unfortunately the weight of the knowledge is so heavy you fall to the ground and can't move or speak.

I wish I could set the geologist to search in a queue so my marble wouldn't all collapse overnight.

[navytac]

Granted, but your geologists become so specialized and complacent they no longer know how to find anything else.

I wish veteran generals were reasonably priced.

[darkeskye]

Granted, your marble will never collapse again, but it turns to stones overnight because you didn't use them right away

Granted, your veteran generals were so resonably priced that eveything else that you purchased became triple of the original price

I wish that zombie-vampires exsisted

[kkere]

I wish veteran generals were reasonably priced.

Granted, now veteran generals cost just Four Italian Liras. Good luck.

I wish that zombie-vampires exsisted

Granted, but the world quickly runs out of coffins as the undead goes to sleep in them every the morning and breaks out moaning every night.

I wish I could buy a quartet of milk quarts for a quarter.

[navytac]

Granted, but you got so sick from the milk you had to be quarantined.

I wish those Kit Kat commercials where they are making chomping sounds at sound level 11 would never air again, EVER.