Granted, you tell them a really good joke that they die of laughter and you are the last person on earth and, being the last person on earth you start going stir crazy you start talking to yourself with noone to help you
I wish that walmart and all other monkey-related companys collapsed under their own greed and power
granted, but you will spend your days in miserable matrimony. i wish for endless gems
Granted but "Mo' money, mo' problems"Originally Posted by LINEN95
I wish there weren't over 80 pages of people to contend with on winning some free gems.
Granted, but now you owe each of us 10 gold for dropping out.
I wish I could buy off the bandit leaders for loaves of bread.
Granted. You can buy off bandit leaders with loaves of bread, but your own soldiers will turn against you because they think you are breaking bread with the enemy. There will be a great uprising on your island in order to oust you. You end up with a few scraps of fir wood and a couple of nags to ride into the sunset.
I wish the competition over a few gems would suddenly turn into a major gold event and the winner (me) given 1,000,000 gold coins.
Last edited by Zynnia7277; 09-25-12 at 09:51 pm.
Well ok granted but gold is worthless now and everything is purchased with coal
I wish I had an army to whip my builders into shape and make things faster
Granted, but you also get blood, frogs, lice, flies, pestilence, boils, hail, insects, darkness, and the death of all your firstborn until some dude decides to split the ocean and all your settlers decide to split town.
I wish to know what caused the Big Bang.
Granted. You have been given the answer to the cause of the Big Bang. It is no longer just a theory as you provide the world with proof. You are the now on the cover of Time, given a Nobel Prize, and your face is splashed across every newspaper around the world. You are eventually driven mad by your knowledge and the expectation to solve every scientific problem given to you.
I wish our avatars could walk about on our islands and interact with the settlers. (I wish we also got a wardrobe to choose from for our clothing.)
????? granted but the settles will have nothing to do with u after u have been controlling them all this time and they rip all ur new clothes to shreads
I wish we could see the battles
Granted, but you will likely get killed in the battle.
I wish my generals would charge the enemy camp, not ride up at walking speed.
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