Corrupted Wish September Edition

[Reacher12]

Granted, but you will likely get killed in the battle.

I wish my generals would charge the enemy camp, not ride up at walking speed.

Granted, but they move so fast they fail to see the traps laid out and your troops are wasted with little effect....except the bandits laughing as they loot your troops corpses.

I wish that my troops would gain experience as they fight and survive battles to become battle hardened and better fighters.

[Jgreelish]

I wish that my troops would gain experience as they fight and survive battles to become battle hardened and better fighters.[/QUOTE]

Granted, then then demand a pay raise, and every veteran unit requires 1 gold coin a day to keep, or they desert and raise their own bandit camp.

I wish the conversion rates made more sense. 1 iron sword uses 2 pieces of iron ore, and 20 pieces of coal...wait, what?

[Blackros3]

I wish that my troops would gain experience as they fight and survive battles to become battle hardened and better fighters.

Granted, then then demand a pay raise, and every veteran unit requires 1 gold coin a day to keep, or they desert and raise their own bandit camp.

I wish the conversion rates made more sense. 1 iron sword uses 2 pieces of iron ore, and 20 pieces of coal...wait, what?[/QUOTE]

Granted. Then, you would find it boring since there is nothing different to the real world.
I wish I could find female settlers on my island.

[Lord-Vid]

I wish I could find female settlers on my island.

Granted, there ARE female settlers on your island. You just can't tell them from the males. Now that they know you don't know, they're going to be pissed.

I wish we had more than two major political parties in the United States.

[Ishmel]

Granted, libertarian Gary Johnson wins the upcoming election and our nation works its way out of debt and social infrastructure crumbles and we return to the constitution of a once great nation buuuut then we have world war 3.

I wish side effects for prescription medications were less harmful IE: itchiness in the middle of the back where its very hard to reach and the belief that everything tastes like chicken.

[Jerrov]

Granted, medications no longer have unwanted side effects, but now everyone believes that everything tastes like burnt hair...... I wish that I had a watch that could allow me to control time.

[evfarden]

granted but you change history so that you are never born

i wish for $3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 all of it is real and i never spend it and it cant be stolen burnt or destroyed in any way

[navytac]

Granted, but as you wished, you never spent it. You died never having benefited from so much wealth.

I wish butterflies weren't such jerks.

[darkeskye]

Granted, butterflies are no longer jerks but now you have to deal with the snakes

i wish i knew what to wish for

[navytac]

Granted, but now that you know what to wish for, you realize you already blew the one wish you had.

Since I now suddenly have to deal with them, I wish snakes had a better sensssssssse of humor.