Corrupted Wish September Edition

[navytac]

Granted, and everything would have worked out so well with you bleep bleep bleep the motherbleep bleep bleep, but then that cop on a horse showed up and ruined everything. On the plus side, you made a new friend and eventually got married to him. On the minus-side, that cop has it out for you because his misses his best horse-friend.

I wish I knew why people stop the microwave with one or two seconds left.

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. Impatience. The same people will drive in front of a snow plow, too.

I wish the Halloween event would start today! I cannot wait to get the new stuff!

[Brianwl]

Granted , but alas, after several days of building up your resources and acquiring all of the new buildings, buffs, and pumpkins, it dawns on you; this is the test server.

I wish there was a cure for acne.

[bnd007snpr]

Granted, however it requires you to take your complete face off and plaster on another face.

I wish there was no such thing as hate.

[Maxwellius]

Granted, In its place a much darker crueler and more terrible emotion replaces hate and the entirety of existence is spiraled into chaos.

I wish no one else could wish for anything and that there be no alternative universe solution to undoing this wish nor any other unfathomably unprovable phenomena.

[navytac]

Granted, but granted in words only because I am dishonest.

I wish Maxwellius better luck next time trying to stump me.

[Maxwellius]

Granted, but now Maxwellius devises a new wish that cannot be unstumped!!!

I wish a wish that can't be granted.

[Zynnia7277]

Then we will simply ignore you. :P Bwahahahaha

To wish a wish that cannot be granted would still be wishing which is an act that can be self-fulfilling which in turn means it was granted. But again...we will just ignore that you want to wish away the wishing game which corrupts your wish all the more.

I wish I didn't have to solve these little drama-born issues and could concentrate on wishing for other things to brighten our island days.

[Dreadmon]

Granted, You are now banned from the game and the forum!
I wish i had simple demands!

[MAJNUN]

Granted, but your relationship is complicated.
I wish that all the religions would agree.